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Google is reportedly developing an AI agent for Chrome to act as a live assistant for your daily browsing. Codenamed Jarvis, because of course it is, it will help you with common tasks, like research, shopping and booking flights. Perhaps you could ask it to look at every price comparison website, collate the results and select the cheapest option. Maybe, in future, it could even buy, use and enjoy the thing you're looking to purchase while you sit at your computer.

It'll be good for, uh, research.

If you've ever noticed one of your Instagram videos looks worse now than it did before, there's a reason. Instagram head Adam Mosseri revealed the platform intentionally downgrades video quality for clips not pulling eyeballs. Which feels like Instagram's putting its finger on the scale for folks who've already cracked the secret of virality against those still working it out.

'High-resolution playback is for closers.'

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As elegant as Apple's computers are, the last one to transcend that and become beautiful was the iMac G4. Now, the rumor mill is hinting the company's long-rumored smart home display may wind up using the same design. On one hand, great, who doesn't want to see what Apple can do with that design? On the other, Apple's lackluster commitment to the smart home means it'll probably be a pointless waste of money anyway.

Everyone loves the Sunflower iMac G4.

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The endless battle between Apple and Masimo has seen the bigger company win its latest courtroom skirmish. Apple successfully argued some of Masimo's watches infringed on Apple's design patents but won just $250 (not a typo) in damages. Sadly, Apple didn't win big enough to score an injunction preventing Masimo from selling its watches. That sound you can't hear right now is champagne corks not being popped in the hallowed halls of Apple Park.

Siri, can you look up 'Pyrrhic' in the dictionary?

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